PARIS—Somewhere on a video conference Thursday, 61 days since its most recent league game, Paris Saint-Germain was crowned France’s soccer champion. There was no trophy ceremony and there will be no parade.
Neymar, the club’s star player, was hunkered down 5,000 miles away in Brazil. The extent of his celebration was re-posting a photo of PSG’s 2019 title, back when soccer was an outdoor pursuit.
“We…