Miami Gardens, Fla.
If the Kansas City Chiefs were going to do this correctly—if they were going to come all the way back and win a Super Bowl a full half-century later, vanquishing all the soul-crushing demons from the intervening decades…well, then they really had to do this, you know, in proper Kansas City Chiefs fashion, which is to say for better, for worse, and for maximum, stomach-roiling anxiety.
To…